Ok, we've had our fun.
We proved our point.
It's time to get real.

So Kelso from That 70's Show inspired you to create a Twitter account to help him get to a million followers before big-bad CNN. Now what?

» Step 1 - Unfollow Ashton

Go here and click the "REMOVE" button now. It's safe, he already hit a million, the kids are going to get their nets. Trust me, he's not all that interesting when not racing giant multi-billion dollar media conglomerates to meaningless "records".

» Step 2 - Invite Your Friends & Family

And by friends I mean your *real* life friends. Invite them to use the service with you, the way it was intended to be used. Most Twitter celebs don't care about anything but your interest in them.

» Step 3 - Twitter!

Tweet often. Connect to your friend's friends. Discover normal people in your area, with similar interests. Learn how to use the service. Most of all - Have fun!

» Step 4 - ReTweet This Site

Send a message to the celebs!
Twitter's about quality, not quantity. (via @frjohnsen)
Let's end this silly Twitter popularity contest. (via @petemwah)
Twitter isn't MySpace. Let's have real conversations now please. (via @gaforensics)

Click here to warn others!

» Step 5 - Profit!





Also! Inspiration = @unfollowashton!

Follow him!

Digg this if you're so inclined...

Tweeps that have ReTweeted...

» @kyledylanconner
» @ohindiegirl "Unfollow @aplusk, please. "
» @klsherrer
» @Fibbitty "Interesting. Good points re Steps 2 and 3."
» @lost_kafei "For the love of God, unfollow Ashton Kutcher."
» @v
» @Aura_ "yes indeed...he's a babe but i don't like him as THE "evantwittator""
» @LeSquale
» @CelisAtlantista
» @MELioristic
» @chrispowell
» @dweeres
» @cdharrison "For the sake of Twitter, unfollow Ashton."
» @firewolfsblog
» @thagler
» @dylanyounkin
» @Juliaetlamer
» @Sandtiger
» @grym
» @TinkerbellTom
» @naati_
» @itilir
» @SingleDadMat
» @PrestoVivace
» @jrhermeneut
» @selil
» @tatrtalk
» @basscomm
» @fejsez
» @pinkmotown
» @CarneyLaw
» @brianbotkiller
» @bigolpoofter
» @bhsdrummer
» @samnzed:
» @nanaicon
» @WannabeRSwriter
» @calmtechcoach
» @fejsez
» @baters
» @BPerzanowski
» @Trevor_514
» @musicianactor
» @nar321
» @nikibx2
» @nettagyrl
» @shawnpwilliams
» @queenkaye
» @AroundHarlem
» @gregadams
» @LaMenta3
» @stil29
» @redrisker "Hahahaha!"
» @Xul
» @sucka99
» @texascritter "...follow people you find interesting or that you know!"
» @justinleon
» @Ohdoctah "lol yes"
» @cmmoreira
» @jesthestar
» @marebear264
» @nkirchmar
» @karahleigh
» @msapprehensive
» @Nico_Lanter
» @champura
» @Tekee
» @ChadWagner
» @rbojorq
» @onebetterday
» @jeremyheslop
» @chrisfernald
» @missingbits
» @superdelightful
» @Elepsis
» @wrycon
» @wcdarling
» @poporama
» @charitynews
» @fabustuff
» @nakedboy
» @GroveGrapevine
» @shermanliu
» @sucka99 "DO EEEET!"
» @hellomedesign "I think their cause might need a billboard or two, though. ;)"
» @meeble
» @mrsha
» @johar
» @stefansmit "If you signed up...because Ashton told you to, check out this site!"
» @mtaram
» @GauravSaha
» @SoBeExaminer "Someone else is on the attack"
» @OysteinLund
» @tinacchristie "I think that the unfollowashton site is lame!"
» @ovvo
» @eahely "...it is not the few that should speak for the many."
» @Bleakey "yeah me too"
» @PontusEteus "a site is up, protesting!"
» @davidneudorfer
» @hichaechoc "Championing real convos: The Unfollow Ashton Site"
» @HBaloo
» @7nina
» @joeallenWFPA
» @mactavish
» @anthonyaberry
» @luclatulippe
» @kurtismarsh
» @atomicskunk
» @srmorris2
» @respectthewest "if you don't follow anyone, then you are just as bad as @aplusk"
» @photonaturalist
» @cArtPhotography
» @JavierChua
» @stuarttan
» @thirddesign
» @socialwebtools"This is so funny! Only after a day a website is already up."
» @alexinmadison
» @njbubb
» @asenseconcierge
» @RickBakas "Unfollow Ashton site already up. Interesting concept."
» @GrooveMachine
» @brandonscott
» @drop_d
» @netsound
» @twittness_en
» @gaforensics "Twitter isn't MySpace. Let's have real conversations now please."
» @ericjd
» @godisvoid
» @sheatsb
» @CNNNewsroom
» @timdorr
» @techgurus
» @OddNews
» @astronomy
» @phxazlaura "I chose him over CNN, but was unfollowed by 1 a.m. - go figure."
» @lonelygirl15 "A True American Hero: @unfollowashton"
» @MiaAyello
» @Ainse "although I NEVER followed"
» @Rogersstarks
» @oprahsucks
» @johnsens
» @rubenq
» @bremic9188
» @Attractiveideas
» @itscomplicated "...plot thickens as a website is launched."
» @bkmacdaddy
» @michaelcanfield "Okay, whatever."
» @htimsmith
» @SteveHeye
» @e_man
» @alexisarguello
» @lennwallace "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
» @brewtownandy "He couldn't just donate the cash just because?"
» @micebrains "lol"
» @freelancesquad
» @bjds
» @skasriel "This is so true. Must read URL."
» @TbroOnline
» @El_Jabon
» @marono
» @TalkaboutBarack
» @chicken_scratch
» @vajayjayr "People, please, pretty please....RT"
» @vaneetj
» @nshttpd
» @puretrash "I would say block, not just unfollow."
» @chrisonhismac
» @joshcoop
» @heidihysell
» @javashri
» @ColleenCoplick
» @driveafastercar
» @Camtheguitarist
» @Tessa
» @frjohnsen "Twitter's about quality, not quantity..."
» @brianeck
» @ReTweet_Bot
» @jemmen "Yes!"
» @piero_contezini
» @DavidHowell
» @chrisdaniel
» @vjweedman "LOL"
» @jandthecity
» @mtmercydave09
» @x3cin
» @charbarred
» @mintie
» @4GEmedia "I didn't even know I follow him. Haha."
» @adame
» @juliarygaard
» @user47
» @girlnamedjames
» @Silver_Queen
» @doghouse
» @ungeheier
» @B17CH5L4PP3D "On to the next movement..."
» @callummccahon
» @KRAPPS "LOL ... check it out"
» @elephantshoes75
» @craigritchie
» @MulletMadness
» @brant
» @joanaw
» @bradgal
» @mklopez
» @Abcmsaj
» @ntkilpatrick
» @cbedon
» @AndyL19
» @Wo0t
» @AtoZvarieties
» @petemwah "let's end this silly Twitter popularity contest"
» @Jory "Now keep it real!"
» @AndrewMoriarty "Brilliant."
» @LordKuragari
» @TheRosey1 "Twitter should be what YOU want it to be."
» @unfollowashton
» @BeautyfulSoul "LOL Its true celebs dun care about U."
» @WoodyRadio
» @Ogre
» @enki09 "OMG they took it seriously!"
» @jnassi
» @lukaswinn
» @busteeisbest
» @OriginalMissTee
» @CIROCBOYZ
» @gkrew "I just saw this site to Unfollow Ashton!"
» @MackReed
» @JoshMills "Please take my lead."
» @OboloFilms "OMG THIS IS GREAT"
» @Jaxthatgirl "$10 says Ashton now claims to be a social media expert."
» @Sheamus "Hmm, I was joking earlier, but it seems to be picking up some legs."

While you're at it...

Here's a few more celeb Twitter accounts you could probably do without following:

» @iamdiddy (Puff Daddy)
» @mrskutcher (Ashton's wife)
» @kingsthings (Larry King)
» @TheEllenShow (Ellen)
» @oprah (Oprah)